Altair's Outtakes by ParadoxdelaPaladino, literature
Literature
Altair's Outtakes
Playing Assassin's Creed got me wondering so many annoying things happen to Altair and he never reacts to them. What if he did?
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Damascus Bureau Leader: Aside from the failure and the hatred, I envy you very much.
Altair: What the-? Is that supposed to be some sort of compliment?
Damascus Bureau Leader: Well, yes, I suppose.
Altair: *punches bureau leader in the face* Aside from your broken nose, I envy your face very much now give me my damn feather.
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Malik: Altair, I seriously do not want to do this.
Altair: We made a bet. You have to.
Malik: Can't I just pay you or something?
Altair: No.
Malik: FINE! *sighs a